I am not known as an emotional or sensistive person. I don't have a feminine side and am only in touch with my inner child when it comes causing trouble or displaying a childish response to emotional events.
But even a big, brute of a man like me, needs to show a softer side from time to time. So with that in mind, check out this new trailer for Where the Wild Things Are which will be released later in the year:
I am looking forward to this film, not just because I read the book as a kid, but also because a lot of it was filmed in Australia and Angus Sampson is in it.
Now that I have showed my softer side, here is a photo of me strangling a bear one handed (btw the pint is mine not the bears).
Oh puh-lease. Look how the bear is looking at ya.
ReplyDeleteHave a look where the bears left foot is!
ReplyDeleteHey guys, you fight a bear and someone snaps a photo, there is a good chance it is going to look a little strange.
ReplyDeleteI thought Paedobear liked them younger.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think I needed to beat the bear up Barnesm?
ReplyDeleteBuy you one drink and they're suddenly all paws. Drink wasn't spiked was it?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that you've done worse!
ReplyDeleteDoes this make you a plushy or a furry? I can never remember the difference.
ReplyDeleteI think it's love myself, I just don't want to know where the bears other paw is!!!
ReplyDeleteyes definitely love- the pint might be yours, the bear will be having a cocktail
ReplyDeleteIt's a deception kill the bear now while you have the chance before it rips your head off and kills you!
ReplyDeleteYep, there definately something going on with the bear in the picture, just look at the grin on it's face. I wouldn't turn my back of Mr Cute and Furry if I were you.
ReplyDeleteNaut has that look that says 'sure, it was a good night, but I'm not sure bear is fitting in with my image'
ReplyDeleteI would like to state that I have never had sexual relations with that bear!
ReplyDeleteIt was a simple, everyday man and bear trying to kill each other scenario.
Nothing to be ashamed of man
ReplyDeleteNot only is he looking at you with love...he's coyly attempting to hide his privates. Ahem. You is a bad man Tony! Bad!
ReplyDeleteOk, I refuse to discuss the bear any further. Anyone want to talk about Where the Wild Things Are?
ReplyDeleteIn the bear's lap!
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Nat, very funny.
ReplyDeleteHourly rate or did you pay for the night?
ReplyDeleteOh, another comedian. I'll have you know I didn't even pay for the bears vet bill!
ReplyDeleteBit late arriving...
ReplyDeleteLooks like you have the bear essentials there ya big softy...
Natalie wins Best Reply EVARRRRR!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, the creepy smile on the bear's face does make it seem like he's doing something dirty (and possibly illegal in 2 Australian states) to you.
ReplyDeleteOh, and back to topic, I saw the trailer for WTWTA on the Ellen Degeneres show (please get your "you know how I know your gay" jokes out of the way now, please....I walked into the room and it was already on), and immediately thought, "I'm seeing that on opening night!" I read it all the time as a kid, and have my own copy that I read to my kids...and can recite it from memory. During the Wild Rumpus, I actually chant "rumpus rumpus rumpus" over and over again in a very tribal sound, which my kids love.
I haven't been this stoked to see a movie since "Miracle" was released.
I even bet that was a pint of shandy Nauts drinking so there would be no 'mishaps'!!
ReplyDeleteBBA - Very droll!
ReplyDeleteSteve - I feel like Natalie gave me the one two and I didn't even see it coming! If we lived in the same state, I would join you for the opening night of WTWTA, although if you started chanting I would leave immediately. They have played Miracle on tv a couple of times in the last 12 months, not a bad film!
Jeez, you know you are in trouble when Chaz is calling you soft;-)
ReplyDeleteI take not ruining movies very seriously, so not to worry, there would be no chanting. That's reserved for the book only.
ReplyDeleteMiracle is, and there will be no debate here, the greatest hockey movie ever made. But, when your competition is a piece of shit with Emilio Estevez and the dude from Dawson's Creek, another POS with Rob Lowe and Patrick Swayze, and still a third POS with....am I reading this right? Holy shit, I am.....Russell Crowe! In a fucking HOCKEY movie!....then it doesn't take much to be the best hockey movie ever. You just have to be slightly better than "Slapshot."
Miracle excelled simply because they decided it was easier to teach hockey players to act than actors to play hockey (just ask Russell Crowe).
Yeah, having the pros shows in Miracle.
ReplyDeleteI didn't think the Russell Crowe one was too bad, probably because my best mate is Canadian and plays hockey here, so the idea that Russell Crowe can play makes me think I can too.
I was once told that Canadian hockey players that come play in US universities do so because they suck too bad to get into the minors. I can only imagine how bad one must be to have to resort to playing in Oz.
ReplyDeleteHe's ok, but he is never going to make a living from it. It's funny we have about 6 teams in Melbourne but only 1 hockey rink.
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