Wednesday, April 29, 2009

A revolutionary new security system.

After alerting you all to the wonder that is Dolph Lundgren previously, I have an update from the always alert James Phelan.

Check this link out. Here is a link to the actual Daily Mail article.

For those of you to slack to click the link, the essence of the story is that some guys robbing a house were scared off after they spotted a family photo containing Dolph. The obvious conclusion then is that Dolph is so tough even his photo is scary!

With this startling revelation in mind, I think I will get a t-shirt made up with a picture of Dolph on it and then I can walk the mean streets feeling safe.

Dolph, making the world a safer place!

15 comments:

  1. Just checked out James Phelan's web site. Another Fox book out a bit later this year! Looking forward to it.

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  2. Yep, I have already had a read (circle of trust thing ask Rhino, different circle though) and you won't be disappointed.

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  3. Now if it had been a photo of Chuck Norris.

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  4. Probably took one look at the photo and thought they'd stumbled into a gay bar. Thus unequipped to start a nuclear war (thanks v. much Electric Six) they chose to make good their escape.

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  5. If it had been a photo of Chuck the crims would have killed themselves.

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  6. Dr Yobbo - Definate possibility.

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  7. I hear they're thinking of making another Universal Soldier movie.

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  8. Christ almighty, Dolph and JC will need zimmer frames.

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  9. Didn't you read the article, he is 52(?) still goes to the gym 6 days a week and still has a six pack.

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  10. Can you imagine what they would've done if the photo included Jack Bauer?

    I should get a cardboard cut out of Dolph and put it in the window at home.

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  11. I have placed a photo of Warnie in the window - now the crims leave me money!

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  12. Time to get out the Princess Leia poster and put it up, you know the one. Guess they'll still be there when I get home.

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  13. Every election those corrugated plastic window billboards for election candidates turn up around the place. My folks found the local Labor candidate's head turned out to be absolutely brilliant at stopping idiot birds crashing into the windows. Ian Causley's craggy mug just pissed them off and made them dive-bomb the glass. Apparently birds don't vote National.

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  14. Guess I'd best dust off the cardboard 'roided Barry Bonds.

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  15. Steve - Put in on your neighbours front deck in the middle of the night and scare the shit out of them.

    Lerm - You'll be donating all that money to the Church of Shane Warne I hope.

    Bangarrr - Lol!!!

    Dr Yobbo - Who said pollies are useless wastes of space?

    YD - That would work. Actually you know these Barry Bonds workplace ads. A couple of the guys at the place I used to work made up their own version using the tackle photage spliced with our CEO.

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